Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And If you’ve got a minute that’s as long as itll take
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and raised
Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school
And moanin’ bout the boiler ‘cause the showers too cool,
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making crystal in my neighbourhood
Dad didn’t come home one night and my mom fucked Ted
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead”
I asked for a car and my dad said “here”
License plate said “Flynn” and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I wondered how this car was acquired..
But I thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo..bo-bonfire!!
I, found, out about my dad about 8 months later,
And how he’d been arrested by Gomie & Schrader,
My mom got a call, she didn’t look too chill
“Walter just called, Uncle Hank is kill”.